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[adoptalizard]

first.last@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM first.last@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM first.last@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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[adoptalizard]

i have like zero percent body fat what are you even talking about

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

You're undisciplined.

[adoptalizard]

yeah you said that already. anything else, mom?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Stay in school.

[adoptalizard]

will it be you or wes packing my lunches

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Don't push it.

[adoptalizard]

do you do this with everyone you bodyguard, or are you just attached to me?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Wesley asked me for a favor.

[adoptalizard]

you do everything wesley tells you to?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

He never asks me for favors.

[adoptalizard]

he never asks me for things either. just tells me to do them.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Then be grateful that you have him looking out for you.

[adoptalizard]

[ hurrrgghhhh paaaaaauuuusseee.


and okay maybe he's going to be a real person for two seconds ]


i am

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

If you do those, you'll be able to defend yourself better.

[adoptalizard]

[ omfg fine, he'll look at it. jfc.









wow wtf ]


these are inhuman.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

They're modified for civilians.

[adoptalizard]

still inhuman

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

You'll live.

[adoptalizard]

i dont have a great track record for living when people make a point to tell me i will

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Do the opposite of what you usually do.

[adoptalizard]

try not to die?

that is terrible advice

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

You came to the wrong person for advice about teenage life.

[adoptalizard]

dying really isn't teenage life.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Then maybe you found the right person.

[adoptalizard]

so i do a bunch of push ups and then i don't die? is that what i'm supposed to get from this, guru?