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text; Week 6, Day 3 (early, early morning)
Date: 2013-10-18 12:09 am (UTC)Of all people, Jackson should never be whom he wants to use as a sounding board.
But.
The jerk has no morals and he doesn't care what Isaac does or doesn't. He might not even respond.
Isaac needs that 'hero' right about now.]
got invited to someones room
FDSJFKDLS ISAAC
Date: 2013-10-18 02:01 am (UTC)this is a bizarre message to get and he's honestly not that sure why isaac chose him of all people to send it to, but okay, sure
he'll totally help out here ]
wrap your tool
[ helping ]
this is the first step to getting over their shit and being besties
Date: 2013-10-18 02:27 am (UTC)dont know for sure if thats what this is about
[Fuck he hates his life his entire life is shit. Why is this happening? Why is he going to ask Jackson this?]
where do you get condoms around here
lol i am okay with this 1/2
Date: 2013-10-18 04:15 am (UTC)[ how is he even relationship counselor now. not that he hasn't had these talks before, but usually it's just danny and usually the response is 'stop being a bitch and go'. so just going to :| do that ]
okay? just go and see what happens
2/2
Date: 2013-10-18 04:16 am (UTC)1/???
Date: 2013-10-18 04:18 am (UTC)no
2/???
Date: 2013-10-18 04:19 am (UTC)3/???
Date: 2013-10-18 04:19 am (UTC)4/???
Date: 2013-10-18 04:19 am (UTC)5/??? .... imagine like 80
Date: 2013-10-18 04:20 am (UTC)81/81
Date: 2013-10-18 04:20 am (UTC)Re: 81/81
Date: 2013-10-18 04:29 am (UTC)okay lets see, being helpful. being.... helpful......... ]
fyi youre going to suck. everyone sucks the first time. dont freak out about it or youll suck more
[ so helpful ]
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Date: 2013-10-18 04:35 am (UTC)[He is completely freaking out.]
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Date: 2013-10-18 04:37 am (UTC)bullshit
are they a virgin?
[ because that makes it easier if you both suck ]
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Date: 2013-10-18 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 04:43 am (UTC)you can tell them. some people get off on that
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Date: 2013-10-18 04:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 04:50 am (UTC)just try not to suck
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Date: 2013-10-18 04:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 05:02 am (UTC)[ and since there was a 'his' up there and he's p much not surprised after that night in the rave - ]
call danny when you get home, he'll have tips
[ ugh why is he being actually helpful, this is weird
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:04 am (UTC)nah
ttyl
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:09 am (UTC)he also needs to get laid last time i checked, just saying
later
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Date: 2013-10-18 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-18 06:59 am (UTC)wesley gibson has a condom btw
text him if you want it
............2/2
Date: 2013-10-18 07:01 am (UTC)nvm apparently im babysitting your condom
this is freaking weird and never ask me to do it again, you find your own from now on
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