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[adoptalizard]

first.last@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM first.last@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM first.last@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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FDSJFKDLS ISAAC

[adoptalizard]

[ uh.

this is a bizarre message to get and he's honestly not that sure why isaac chose him of all people to send it to, but okay, sure

he'll totally help out here ]

wrap your tool

[ helping ]

this is the first step to getting over their shit and being besties

[clawstrophobic]

[........]

dont know for sure if thats what this is about

[Fuck he hates his life his entire life is shit. Why is this happening? Why is he going to ask Jackson this?]

where do you get condoms around here

lol i am okay with this 1/2

[adoptalizard]

hell if i know. scavenge or ask the network or something

[ how is he even relationship counselor now. not that he hasn't had these talks before, but usually it's just danny and usually the response is 'stop being a bitch and go'. so just going to :| do that ]

okay? just go and see what happens

2/2

[adoptalizard]

wait are you a virgin?

1/???

[clawstrophobic]

[Yeah, no, not asking the network. He'll wing it.]

no

2/???

[clawstrophobic]

3/???

[clawstrophobic]

4/???

[clawstrophobic]

5/??? .... imagine like 80

[clawstrophobic]

81/81

[clawstrophobic]

yes

Re: 81/81

[adoptalizard]

[ its a good thing this is text because he totally snortlaughed a little.

okay lets see, being helpful. being.... helpful......... ]

fyi youre going to suck. everyone sucks the first time. dont freak out about it or youll suck more

[ so helpful ]

[clawstrophobic]

im not freaking out

[He is completely freaking out.]

[adoptalizard]

[ lol yeah right. everyone freaks out ]

bullshit

are they a virgin?

[ because that makes it easier if you both suck ]

[clawstrophobic]

i wish. no way

[adoptalizard]

then youre screwed

you can tell them. some people get off on that

[clawstrophobic]

should i not go? im already at his door

[adoptalizard]

just go and get it over with. you have to lose it sometime

just try not to suck

[clawstrophobic]

yeah yeah. thanks

[adoptalizard]

np

[ and since there was a 'his' up there and he's p much not surprised after that night in the rave - ]

call danny when you get home, he'll have tips

[ ugh why is he being actually helpful, this is weird

[clawstrophobic]

oh yeah ill call him up and tell him about my big gay summer in zelien

nah

ttyl

[adoptalizard]

yeah you do that, itll be hilarious

he also needs to get laid last time i checked, just saying

later

[clawstrophobic]

[adoptalizard]

[ this sent several minutes later because he actually asked wes for you :| because wes uses condoms to store bullets or something weird and stupid ]

wesley gibson has a condom btw

text him if you want it

............2/2

[adoptalizard]

[ and because wes is a douche, this is sent a half a minute after: ]

nvm apparently im babysitting your condom

this is freaking weird and never ask me to do it again, you find your own from now on

some hours later

[clawstrophobic]

how many people did you tell i needed a condom